Mackenzie Carr
RSSSocioSage: Why Technical Smart Asses are Technically Dumb Asses
When I saw my friend over the holidays, I couldn’t believe my eyes. He had lost so much weight and looked so different. He was always a heavy guy. But somehow he had managed to shed the pounds.
When I asked him how he did it, he told me it was because of his consistency. Consistently working out…
Kuba Oms - Electrolove (by KubaOmsTV)
Remember, Jesus died for our sins. So if you don’t sin, he died for nothing.
- Sergio Roma: You've been mind-fucked before?
- Aaron Green: I don't think so.
- Sergio Roma: I'm mind-fucking you right now.
- Aaron Green: You are?
- Sergio Roma: Can't you feel my dick fucking your mind?
- Aaron Green: No, I can't really feel anything.
- Sergio Roma: See? That's it. That's the art of it. I'm mind-fucking the shit out of you.
- Aaron Green: Well I hope you're wearing a condom cause I have a dirt mind.
Customer Service
- Gay guy: Do you know a Robbie that works at Tim Hortons near my place? He smiles at me whenever I come in.
- Me: So good customer service means he's gay? lmao
- Gay guy: Just a hunch.
How long do you want to be loved/ Is forever enough, is forever enough/ Cause I’m never, never giving you up
This is a little sneak peak at a current project I’m doing. Later I will post some mini screencasts on how to develop your own web sites.
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- My YouTube Account :D
"The Big Bang Theory"
- Leonard: [discussing Sheldon's work] At least I didn't have to invent 26 dimensions to get the math to work.
- Sheldon: I didn't invent them. They're there.
- Leonard: Yeah? In what universe?
- Sheldon: In all of them, that's the point!
About Mackenzie Carr
